So I had a long car ride yesterday to think about random things and I started listing my characteristics for an "ideal man." Like a little jr higher. Anyway, some were amusing so I thought I would just share.
Ok, the first round:
1. Christian. In a real way. Explaining this takes too much time and is pretty unnecessary anyway.
2. Non-smoker. Icky.
3. Wants a lot of kids. Because I want my five rugrats.
4. Likes big dogs. Because I already have one and he's not going anywhere.
5. Doesn't spend a lot of money. Because I am paranoid.
Now the oddities begin. These are what makes him "ideal" and not merely "compatible." I do not suffer under the delusion that anyone will in anyway fit all of these qualities.
-- Geek. And I do mean in the dresses-up-to-see-Star-Trek, counts-down-to-Comic-Con, Leonard/Sheldon-from-Big-Bang-Theory kind of nerd. Not just in the knows-the-difference-between-Cylons-and-The-Borg sort of way *shudders at such loose usage of the word "geek"* (fluency in Klingon not required)
-- Likes country music.
-- Preferred profession: engineer (bc that is the running joke), trauma/ER/military doctor (specifically), country boy (this includes cattle rancher, horse breeder, farmer.....I dunno, I like cowboys, heehee)
-- Likes to travel.
-- Can give awesome back rubs.
-- Can cook really well. And he has to measure up to my dad so... He at least has to do the obligatory grilling. Cuz I have no desire to stand over a fire in July but I love me some grilled hamburgers on the 4th!
-- Sings. But in a Chris Tomlin way, not a BSB way.
-- Dances. Think Dancing With The Stars, again not BSB.
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