"You look like a swivel stick. It's not healthy." --In and Out
At first I was automatically envious of her abs and started pouting to myself. Damn her and her perfect stomach. AHHHHH!!!!
But recently I've developed this odd habit of looking at people like I'm their nurse, even when I'm not. And the new instinct kicked in here without my even thinking of it. She looks malnourished. Her ribs and pelvis are sticking out. Where the hell would I give a SQ injection on this chick?? She's going to need extra blankets...
This is why I love Shawn Johnson. Her abs are still completely unattainable but at least she doesn't look like she exists on one carrot a day. Plus, I won't give myself a disease trying to look like her.
Plus, Shawn has Mark Ballas. Gotta be something to that...
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