Where have all the hotties gone?

I was reading a Xanga entry about "old school hotties v. new school hotties" and although they decided it was a tie, I have to disagree.
No way are the Jonas brothers anywhere near Backstreet Boys or N*SYNC. I actually like their music, surprisingly, but those brothers are just not cute. The middle one is kinda close but still... as cute as Brian or JC? Never.
And Robert Pattinson?!?!?!?! Somehow the Harry Potter gurus made him pretty darned good looking for Goblet of Fire but these days he's just awful looking. It doesn't help his case that I think he's the most awful pick they could've found to play Edward. He is not smooth, he is not sophisticated, he is not hott, he is not American and HE IS NOT VAMPIRE-Y!!!! Ugh. But even without all that: she put him over Freddie Prinze Jr. How could she?!

She said Prinze looked "goofy" HAS SHE SEEN R. PATT (or whatever lame name the fangirls are calling him these days...)?
Then we got to Zac Efron. And I'm sorry Sarah, I know you love him, but he not hott. He can sing. But he is not hott. She even put him up against Leonardo DiCaprio...who I never liked...and Leo still won.
I'll give her that Chace Crawford is gorgeous and adorable. Even if his acting is gag worthy most of the time.

Maybe they're just too young. After all, I'd take Will Smith, Clive Owen, Hugh Jackman, or Robert Downey Jr., over the newbies any day.
*vaguely recalls that they are not really the superheros they portray, but shakes that off, quite certain that Clive Owen flies to Africa to perform surgery on his days off*