In the interest of full disclosure the following is partly cut and paste from an email sent to my BFF today.
My day today consisted of dropping off said BFF at the airport for her jaunt around Europe. And by that I mean her month of traipsing through poo filled villages, wearing crusty clothes she hand washed in a sink, and loving on kids in Romania. I so want to go next year. I could totally rock crusty clothes.
Then I slept.
Then I got up and started painting the bathroom. Two walls and the ceiling are done. Next comes COLOR!!! But that will have to wait until next week when I have more time off.
Then while the paint was drying I settled in and watched 2 incredibly retarded movies. One where Mack...I mean Gary Sinese...plays a guy who the government is tracking down bc they think an alien has killed him and replaced him with a replicate that looks just like him only is carrying a bomb in his heart. (The bomb is a nano bomb and "the components only come together at the time of explosion" so they can't xray it. Convenient.) From ze vewy vewy beginning I knew his wife was replaced. Turns out he was too. Could they have picked two actors who look more like aliens? No. No they could not. *sigh* The second was one where Hillary Duff pretends to be a business woman to gain access to hot guys who wear suits (yes, exactly that description) and then, oh no, her big crisis is that THERE ARE TOO MANY HOT GUYS INTERESTED IN HER!!! WHATEVER WILL SHE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!?! The end. Oh wait, she snags one of them.
And it turns out he was replaced by an alien with a bomb.
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