Why does Obama hate me so much?
Nothing the president has to say is more important than the results of Dancing With the Stars. We all know the country has economic problems. However, no one knows who'se getting kicked off tonight.
I want a T-shirt that reads "I have asthma, a family history of cancer, and no health insurance; don't take it personally" on the front, and a no smoking sign on the back so that smokers can stop giving me nasty looks when I go waaaaaaaaaay around them to avoid smoke clouds.
Penne-greek dressing-feta-tomatoes. Mmmmmm.
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