Tuesday, August 9, 2011

The Bachelor and Liechtenstein

I promised myself I was done with the Bachelor franchise. So why am I currently streaming Bachelor Pad on Hulu? ARGH!!!! AMES WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BE SO DAMN SWEET AND LOVABLE!!!! I JUST WANT TO SEE YOU HAPPY!!!! I am so afraid you will become a warped and horrible person being around people like Jake and Vienna. SAD!!!


We spent about an hour googling Liechtenstein last night at work when it got slow up in triage. Apparently they have one of the highest standards of living, no military, they're a tax haven...the list continues.  So we are going to take over.  We will be Liechtenstoners and speak Licky-sticky.  

No offense was intended to the actual lucky souls who get to live there.



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